extremely funny to me to imagine aristotle looking at a cat and being like “what are you, some kind of slut” because thats exactly what a cat owner would say to their cat
people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
whoever the geniuses are that thought putting overwatch 2 on steam was somehow gonna save their game are all probably collectively loading a single bullet into a handgun right now
